Klinefelter Syndrome is a thing.

Stephen Miller is fucking Paul Rudd?

Crappy, yes, but not this crappy. And they did at least face the front.

Well, good thing I meant 100% then, since that leaves zero.

It might not have been an actual fold-out telescopic one, but I promise you could have just turned it on, set it to ANT and watched static-bejewelled broadcasts.

For a good time, google [Stephen Miller Putin's Son]

The thing about Stephen King is that his main talent is making shitty writing seem good. The stories themselves are absurdly stupid. The best adaptations of his work are the ones that chuck the story aside and focus on atmosphere and character.

"Smart TVs" only exist to secretly record your viewing habits. The hastily slapped-together apps are just there to provide cover.

"When federal legislation was passed in 2009 that forced broadcasters to upgrade their analog signals to high-def digital ones, consumers who owned older TVs were informed they would have to upgrade in order to still get the signal."

"[…] the immigration policy we have as members of the EU is actually rather racist. It gives free movement to (white) Europeans while making most of the rest of the world jump through all sorts of hoops, regardless of their attachment to this country."

Every last one.

It was a choice between two virtually identical products from two virtually identical multinational corporations, just like "choosing" between Coke and Pepsi. If you're "choosing" either, they've already hooked you with their bullshit.

That's what the Hydrox was for! You maniacs! You blew it up!

Starting to look more like D'Onofrio from Full Metal Jacket. He deliberately the whole thing.

I don't see what that has to do with anything! And don't call Stevie Nicks "it"!

"Won't somebody think of the hypothetical bacteria???"

Julie Gold is not a gypsy! And don't call them that!

You mean like Kim Kardashian's?

Doctor who?

Do moons count? If so, we're Ganymede a bigger pun thread.