Rick Mayall died, man. (Also, he totally could.)

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER

Well, I mean, we did burn it down that time.

Team Vibe Kill

How about Five Half Men?

"…stop looking for and relying on approval from others."

Coyotes are brown.

…will fuel the power plants of the future.

I got a Christmas one in my stocking, circa 1991. Still comes out every December!

To be fair, Home Alone was actually very influential on the genre of torture porn.

Why do you have that written on your Cisgender Vulva?

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody
Who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry and you want to die

Twister could have been more faithful to the source material.

How about as five locations positioned more or less randomly, except that they're all in the suburbs with all the other big boxes and chain restaurants?

Maybe the owners are Texan.

Yes it is.

please [sic], please oh please

The snake oil is the reason he (and other hucksters) actively courts idiots by spewing his insane crap. It's the same reason those Nigerian Prince emails are full of misspellings.

In Britain, they'd say Alumninium.

In the bot's defense, leases are a thing.