Don't you have some model glue to huff?

The key demo is dum-dums, actually. The poorly-educated and the education-resistent.

Yes it is.

Go look up "pizzle" in a dictionary, and then laugh and laugh.

Huh.

"I'm not Steve Bannon. I'm not trying to nuke my own Hot Pocket"

Lots of dudes can, many of whom are not ugly, fat, and old like Ron Jeremy. You're on the internet. Stop settling for second-hand retellings of subpar VHS pornography. Google "selfsucking" and enjoy.

Still a thing.

I'd eat a whole thing of them.

LECY GORANSON IS THE ONLY TRUE CHIP FLAVOR

Actually, that's not why it's there. And it's not air, it's pure nitrogen. The nitrogen is blown in to displace the air and keep the chips fresh.

Shouldn't it be «bouches»? Or do you all share one?

Light the Charlie Sheen signal!

Point to the part where I even mentioned koalas.

Yes, many lies are fictional. So many, in fact, that it's almost as if that's what the word means.

Ooh, the company sure shelled out for this one.

Bumblebee Man isn't just some random Mexican, though. He's a parody of "El Chapulín Colorado," a well-known character played by the same guy — Chesperito — who played "El Chavo del Ocho," which is parodied in Arrested Development.

Even if it is pitch-perfect in every way, yes, of course it's racist. There are Indian actors, and someone for some reason has refused to hire them to play that Indian character. The reason is racism.

"Eventually"? "Back to"? You mean Jeff Dunham has retired?

They would usually follow it with that bullshit about "drop bears" they somehow think they're fooling you with. Hey, Australia? I come from a country with actual 700-pound bears that will come out of nowhere and cut you to ribbons because they thought you might have a pack of gum. The monster you are describing is…