Blow it out your hair-do, 'cause you work at Hardee's.

Honestly, though, they do look a lot more like Chad than Rob.

Chad Lowe!

Isn't that just a graveyard?

"Agreed." —Chris Martin

but also the world is five thousand years old because we added up all the numbers in there

Doesn't one of them have a band or something? Not a band with, like, fans or anything, but with music, possibly?

Take that, Dick Face!

Unless you forgot to mention their air conditioning, I'm pretty sure that headline should read "extremely nerdy."

None. Every one of those cups was OBVIOUSLY empty. They just liked holding cups.

Back when she couldn't name a newspaper, pretty much all of them were saying the same thing. Is she going to sue them too?

Do you suppose now that the Academy is giving awards to music supervisors, they'll start giving credit to the artists whose work they use?

I hardly know 'em!

EXPOS FIRST

Looks like Anna Chlumsky put on her glasses. Does she want to be an acrobat too?

It used to be, but we anglos stole it about fifteen years ago. You can get it at pretty much any fast food place across Canada that has fries, except maybe McDonald's.

Some of it does. Most of it doesn't. (Referen-duh.)

I don't know what kind of kids the author of this article hangs around with, but I'm pretty sure most of them still only do that sort of thing in private.

There's a topical ointment for that nowadays.

Dude, it's called Moosehead.