What is it about some guys and their dicks? I don't send this much time thinking about my breasts or uterus.

A Slightly nicer dictator than Hitler. Oh, and Harper could also play piano.

George W Bush minus the (meagre) charm.

Only thing worth considering is the southern climate, but not worth getting shot.

Even during the darkest days of the Harper regime I never even once considered moving south. You guys are fucking nuts.

This relationship looks exhausting.

I’m shocked there are still servers that support an engine from 2003.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

I don’t think a couple necessarily deserves to sit together, but I’m gonna throw in an EVEN if it means you have to move to a middle seat (and I know YOU woke up at 5am to check in so you’re a GOD AMONG MEN WHO SHOULDNT HAVE TO MOVE) if you see a mother and 2 kids like slogging onto the plane late, your whole stupid…

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

Tom sounds like he is 12

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.