nah, man, you gotta shake up the ESTABLISHMENT. can’t have some fuggin’ DOCTOR tellin’ you what to do - they’ve been tellin’ us what to do for YEARS with our bodies and see where it’s gotten it us? fuckin’ nowhere. all the speedruns have hit their limits, my dude. you want to break the 40 minute barrier on pokemon…

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…