Communist!

But if I throw it out and don’t post a picture then how will I ever make everyone pay attention to meeee and provide external approval for all of my decisions because I can’t find the fulfillment myselffffffff.

Oppression Olympics is one of the main things that make me think that perhaps I should spend less time on the internet, or spend less of my time on the internet in comment sections.

Nor does Boston Pizza, tbh.

Wait...is “stinky pussy” a real stereotype about white people? Or any race? I have never heard that one.

I volunteer my Enzo. His skills include escaping enclosures, tipping wheelbarrows, ransacking feed rooms, being vacuum-broke, and looking adorable.

Lil Sebastian memorial mini horse lending library.

I don't know, I had the opposite feeling. I have very fair skin, but enough Native American genetics to easily qualify for scholarships. But I didn't grow up with the culture, I barely know that side of my family. I would have felt guilty for suddenly claiming that lineage just for some monetary incentive. I do have…

There is, but those are wigs. Her wig game is strong. I could name all of them. Did reviews on a couple on Youtube.

But will it be as good as “A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World : the Celeste Cunningham Story”?

I like Will Ferrell with a beard. It seems to finish his face.

Seriously. I would just like to get out of the entry-level hamster wheel, please and thank you.

The whole Jackie Siegel media frenzy is really grossing me out. For god’s sake, the Gawker post suggested the fact that she had an iced coffee at the funeral was callous and inappropriate (apparently coffee is only appropriately sad when it’s hot?). I have no idea how this woman is grieving her daughter’s death, but I…

As for Marquardt, the Etsy-selling craft queen says she hasn’t spoken to Wilkinson either, but supports Madison.

I used to come home from work and find a flock of senior citizens harvesting fallen pecans from my yard.

Brilliant

There are a few booty call opportunities I turned down that I still think about, years later.

Best gif I found to reply to that tweet

This surprised me. And embarrassed me.

Nobody wants to hear about your scat-play, Brandi Glanville.