I tend to go with the boy look by default...I wear converse, black band shirts, jeans, and a Wayne’s World baseball cap every day to work. Like, that hat goes everywhere with me and I’ve only just realize it’s now what people think about when they think of me, apparently.. So when my sister asked me to describe my…

There’s something Salem Witch hunt-ish about this. I find it disturbing. Deeply disturbing.

I am currently reading the newest piece and all I can say is that it is amazing how effective the proper deployment of logic can be! To wit:

It makes me wonder if there’s some internalized helicopter/ “special snowflake” parenting going on, too. “Someone said a thing I don’t like. I don’t know how to think outside of my tiny mindset and can’t solve my own problems! I don’t have to put up with that! I must eliminate the source of this discomfort, which is…

I just wonder if these idiot, super liberal students are acting like fascists. I'm liberal, but filing complaints about an article written for Higher Ed is an attempt at censorship, no bones about it. I hope when they grow up they will look back at this as a cringe-worthy moment.

After reading this post I read Kipnis’ essay, and came here prepared to be unpopular in my opinion of support. Thankfully, after reading through the comments I breathe a sigh of relief that the world isn’t as dire as I had feared. The problem with the lawsuit and protest goes beyond feminism, it speaks to the level of…

Always appropriate:

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck

Didn’t Wilmer also do that insult show on MTV? Wasn’t it called “Yo Mama” or something? God I’m sad I might know this. Also he was a patient on Royal Pains. *hangs head*

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

Also, if a vampire isn’t alive how can their sperm be?

I was at the taping of BattleBots (yes, the robot fighting TV show is BACK!) last weekend. Some dbag convinced the show producers to allow him to propose inside the BattleBox(tm).

Anybody who needs an audience to propose is fucked in the head.

It took me way too long to realize you didn’t mean that the brother had just gotten a job at Marshall’s. I was like, “Who throws a fucking party for that?”

Article thumbnail looks like Goatse.

Definitely not going to be friends with them anymore.

I know like, five of these words.