That is not a human head, that is Christmas ham with a face carved into it.
And no goddamn kids. That’s the big one.
The only thing I love more than that swimsuit is that model’s hair.
That sounds 1. horrifying and 2. like something that would cause me to go around the office eating chocolate donuts and moaning, loudly, in food pleasure. (So I spite eat, is that a problem?)
yo bieber, i’m really happy for you, imma let you finish, but this is one of the best boyz ii men covers of all time:
I just flaunted my ability to eat most of a large bag of Doritos at work. I am just like Stars.
This is AWESOME. Also “flaunt” started to look like “flauta” and now I’m starved.
The best part is that they got the food from the local Wegmans...I’d know those macarons from anywhere.
She was also notorious for wearing these little shifts sans underwear.
Right! I cannot imagine my co-worker putting some shit like that up and me being like “good move” or even staying silent. WTF is going on in their workplace?
Absolutely.. it seems like something a depressed teenager would put up. Not a grown ass woman in an office.
Right? At my desk I have a picture of a gorgeous unicorn that says “I wish I were a unicorn so I could stab idiots with my head”.
The whole “nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels” nonsense used to annoy me to NO END when I still attended Weight Watchers meetings and they kept repeating it as this super helpful mantra that would magically stop you from bingeing. I mean, I’ve only been almost-skinny two times in my life, but even then,…
Remember, nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
I’m hypnotized by the movement of Amber’s feathery jacket sleeves.
Speaking of swimsuits, I just found this on Etsy. Devastated that it’s not available in my size.
But omg, WHY IS THAT MAILLOT SO EXPENSIVE. I'm willing to spring for quality swimwear, but I usually cap my spending at $150—and I consider that, like, an INVESTMENT PIECE. (My husband will tell you that there is no such thing as investment swimwear, but he would be wrong. So.)