BLOSSOM: The Senior Citizen Years

All I’ve really learned here is that I literally cannot tell Dina Lohan and Kate Gosselin apart.

Dolly Parton fills the world with love and joy just by *existing* and on top of that, there’s the music. I feel like if I ever find out anything bad about her, like that she’s actually a virulent racist or a serial killer, that would end my ability to trust other humans.

Well, historically they’ve begun well. They fall apart after that, but he generally gets in one really superb season at first, and sometimes as much as a couple of good ones in addition to the first.

I unabashedly love Old Navy. It has happened more than once that I have gone into one to look around and realized the outfit I am wearing is entirely from Old Navy.

Aw dude, now I hafta nitpick. No one stole anyone’s dancers, because dancers are people, not chattel.

BLOCKED.

This woman is a walking Chico’s ad.

I actually need this.

ILU, Bernie Sanders.

Yo she’s high and just saw a snickers bar and some orange soda.

I love Kendrick, but does anybody else think that his contribution to this song is extremely whack? It’s almost as out of place as that random rapper on Rebecca Black’s “Friday”.

This is literally a plot ripped from The West Wing. I am so excited.

Look, I’m sympathetic to the plight of having a baby when 5 seconds ago there was no baby...but this trend of everyone asking for public funding is getting a little excessive.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

We can fantasize.

So uncharacteristic for her. She’s this prim and proper little lady.

FUN FACT! My sister and I grew up in a very small farming community. There was a boy that worked at our parent’s business, he was about her age, cute and nice, went to high school two towns over. They went to his prom together, and he officially asked her that night if they could date (they only held hands. so cute.…

We’re criticizing the idea that a minimally talented entertainer thinks someone recent is more relevant culturally, and then at the bottom on the page, there’s one line about one of the greatest singers and guitar players of all time died. Well done.

If you don’t think Tubman doesn’t deserve to be on the twenty dollars then you don’t know her then. She was an awesome bad ass. She was little, barely five foot nothing woman who used to threatened scared runaway slaves with guns into completing their trips to freedom. You had these slaves who were tired and terrified…