grumpypolecat
grumpypolecat
grumpypolecat

Adjustable suspension for loading.

I tell ya right now I'd be camping in the woods, huntin slag beasts with a plasma cannon in that thing.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

That seems like too much effort just to enjoy some mediocre nuggets.

I can only assume you store them next to the severed heads of your victims as this is clearly serial killer behavior.

I looked at the Mustang* Mach-E site, and I found the electric crossover I would buy

Alexa, show me why people hate vegans.

I was stricken when I read this. I will be bereft if I can’t buy my spreadable Land O Lakes butter with olive oil. Short of the legit Amish butter my mom pays through the nose for, it’s the best. 

Also a weird, unhelpful suggestion. “Oh they fucked up what you wanted to drink? Have you tried drinking something you don't want instead?"

A newer-style gin, like a Hendrick’s, many domestics, or a Monkey 47, will be distinct from a more traditional London dry gin. Especially if the cheaper gin they use to doctor the bottle is very juniper-forward, even the harshest, cheapest tonic couldn’t cover that Pine-Sol kick.

Call John Taffer.  He’ll yell at them. 

Holy shit, a legitimate question for the Salty Waitress!

any stats to confirm that it’s indeed more eco friendly to cook on electric?

I want to see the AWS StatCast numbers for exit speed and launch angle.

Porsche CarAIRa.

Okay, but like, what was the mistake, and how did it happen?  All I see in the article is something about stacking discounts, but nothing about what the discounts were, or where that $8 million ended up.

Their pizza sauce is too sweet, like I’m eating candy pizza. Papa Johns always gets a hard pass from me when choosing which pizza chain to order from.

I normally agree with the editorial takes here, but this one is wrong. This cam is great and hilarious. More reverse eating cam please!

There’s only one good version of this concept, and it’s right here. No others necessary or desired.