When the topic of conversation is matzoh, non-Jewish opinions are not relevant. Hating matzoh is an integral part of my culture, thank you.

I feel you, West. Do what you can do, which is all any of us *can* do. I’m so fucking lucky that I can do my full time job from home, and have been for 3 weeks with no real impact on my wages. I’ve bought enough food to cook from home but I also get takeout regularly from my local joints and have been tipping extra…

Listen I want to tip more but at least these people are working and making some money. My business is completely shutdown, I’m making $0 dollars. Does that mean I should only eat at home (prolly since it’s cheaper and I’m broke)? But I can still afford my favorite Mexican joint with the small saving I have but not I’m…

Genesii?

lol that was a hilariously bad answer. Aside from the white paint, nothing matches at all.

The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?

“Oh no! I enjoy murdering puppies! Should I have to pay a hefty fine because some people are worried about murdering puppies!? Fuck outta here with this bullshit. If people want to murder puppies then let them murder them. I get it everyone has an opinion but for fucks sake take yours and shove it up your ass.”

What you might be missing is that these clowns are in Utah where, due to our geography, we regularly have the most polluted air in the nation. Because of the winter inversions along the Wasatch front we have dozens of winter days where kids can’t play outside as the air is classified as dangerous to breathe. It’s not…

Should I have to pay a hefty fine

christ what a man baby

I think we’re good. 

You’re missing such an obvious answer.  This place is a time-travel hub.  It needs to remain as-is and in the same place so that time-travelers have an anchor to their time.  Duh.

you’d have to be making “clean” income to launder “dirty” money first.

or become the president. 

Oh....Spoiler alert.

An important lesson for us all: if you want to do the crimes without punishment, keep doing the crimes until the cops give up.

Lambo wave in Silicon Valley:

lunatic nutjobs conning other lunatic nutjobs?

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t given Bakker a cabinet position yet. He’s exactly the amoral steaming pile of evil that Trump likes to surround himself with.