Re: the burned zombies, they explained it a little on Talking Dead. They said that fire represents two things the decaying vision of zombies can still register: light and movement. So them wandering into the fire kind of makes sense. Also revealed on Talking Dead: the puzzle they were putting together was one of…

"Judith is a screaming, pooping ball that needs constant food and care in a world where 90% of the world's population wants to eat her."

Until the industrial revolution, that statement was true about any infant in the real world.

Complaints about The Daily Mail are totally valid, though, as it's a rag. An anti-liberal, racist and misogynistic rag, to be more precise.

I gave up clicking on Daily Mail links for Lent. I already feel like a healthier and happier person, even if I'm having to be more imaginative in getting my Royal gossip fix. Jezebel, I suggest you do the same, lest your soul continue to crumble and disintegrate with every repetition of the phrase "flaunted her…

Pregnancy hormones will be my new excuse for all bad wardrobing and decorating decisions.

Lack of pregnancy? NOT INTERESTED. I made this rather unwise decision because: pregnancy hormones. I might have them someday. It could happen.

It's refreshing to see a successful 40-year-old actress who looks like a human being (albeit a stunningly gorgeous human) rather than a walking Botox advertisement.

Why am I so in love with her laugh lines? They are gorgeously compelling!

She was also Gwynevere in the Merlin movie with Sam Neill—very beautiful:

I love that she doesn't have a manicure

My gyn once said, while doing an exam: beautiful cervix! And I said, before I could stop myself: I bet you say that to all the women. True story. And we both laughed.

Jon Snow and Ygritte's daughter?

They do in Terry Pratchett's world, and he's a far better writer than Tolkien. I vote for beards!

Beards were not in until this guy made it popular:

Brian: "You're all individuals!"

As a nerd, I just can't escape the feeling that hipsters are emulating me in order to make fun of me.

My boss has said that it was easier for him to quit heroin than it is to quit Diet Coke. He hasn't touched heroin in about 20 years but he's currently struggling quitting DC for the fifth time.

The term hipster has definitely evolved over the last decade or so to include a broad range of people. However, there are some consistencies: They are always 20-35 years old; They embrace a sense of style that can usually be characterized by the word "vintage;" They're usually pretty self centered and pretentious;…

You can rest assured that pretty much all women I know find beards more attractive than the beardless. This could be little comfort if you don't like women though, not assuming anything.