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Mountain Druid

20) Lost Druid

You forgot Bard

You actually see surprisingly less of fantasy stuff like this at SCA events nowadays. It's gotten a bit more historically authentic.

They're gorgeous but they probably can't be load bearing, by which I mean that they won't hold their shape if tightened to provide boob support or waist cinching. As such corset isn't really an applicable word.

I'm guessing the primary influence here is some redheaded SCA chick that Andrew Kanounov wants to bone.

It looks like just being in it would be uncomfortable . . . not that corsets are exactly comfortable to get into in the first place. I just feel like the shapes would dig into your skin everywhere.

This is essentially a testosterone-pumped, fantasy tutorial on how man-boys can graciously achieve monogamy, yet still remain pickup-line-dependent pricks with engorged egos…It's the awkward moment when you know this movie would auto-fellate if it could. - Slant

I love how Katherine Heigel gets singled out but not the directors (Judd Apatow, I'm looking at you), producers, studios, or other actors in those movies. Is she supposed to be turning roles down just because Hollywood is typecasting her? Guess she should have held out for all of those meaty parts written for…

I'm not being snarky, I am genuinely curious. What do young women find appealing about Disney princesses?

Oh man, now I have to go watch it. Reading this collection of bad reviews was almost as good as reading the NYTimes's review of Guy Fieri's restaurant (and that is HIGH praise):

They already made a movie about Tony Stark.

How about we get a princess with bad skin and who hasn't quite figured out how to use a hair straightener? Even if they make a plus sized princess she'll still be a size 6 with great tits and a perfect smile.

It's okay. :)

This really had to be said! Suffering from body dysmorphia doesn't make us incapable of understanding and accepting body positivity, or *GASP* even applying it to other people (yes, we're not all out shaming others). We're not irrational or blind. We just have a lot of difficulty with how and who we are, whatever the…

Yeah, Adopt one.

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