I don't hate the etiquette stuff as much as the rest because some of it, like the handshake thing, is something that isn't taught to a lot of people as they're going into work/careers. Knowing how to act professionally is not hurting anyone.

The appearance stuff, however - look at any NFL cheerleader and you'll notice…

I assume (based on my extensive research of viewing half of an episode of 'Behind the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' years ago) that the people who run these NFL cheerleader programs and put these handbooks together are themselves former cheerleaders who've found a unique bubble in which they never have to leave high…

This sentence makes me rage harder than I have ever raged

I thought these names and descriptions were made up for the article...

Just getting it straight from the source~
http://www.dogeweather.com/

A snow day in fucking college?

Yeah, it starts with a redesigned shirtless Garrus and a new romance scene for him and FemShep. You want to be taken seriously and to get a job off this? Ditch the DeviantArt-style fetishizing (seriously, don't search Garrus on DeviantArt, it gets real weird, real fast).

OH, he even wants to work for video game companies. Let's see. His resume would read something like:

I wonder if peoples' hatred of series endings has more to do with their unwillingness to confront the end of something they loved (and by proxy, their own mortality) then it does any shortcomings in the game/show/whatever.

I have never been more happy to be isolated within a very different subculture in my mid-20s.

Yet more evidence that no one cool goes to music festivals any more.

These guys applied with a tumblr...IT'S AMAZING - http://coachellalol.tumblr.com/

I went to go hunt AFI gifs since giffing was not really a thing in 2003 and while I found very little I've just been reminded of how pretty Davey Havok is.

I think women who reject men solely based on height (what's so fucking magical and awesome about 6' anyway?) are just as shallow as men who reject women based on weight.

Absolutely no applicants with an affinity for AFI (aka whiney ass bitch music).

It's stories like these that a) make me angry and b) remind me how grateful my brother was on his house arrest. He is an epileptic, and the justice system provided him with rides, check ins (to make sure he was OK), etc. Considering his length of sentence and what he'd done, many would not have treated him like a…

This is why I screenshot everything and anything that could be in the least bit worrying or come back to bite me in some way. Takes up very little space on my harddrive and maybe I'm being paranoid but I feel a little better knowing there's proof.

Hey, I've called my fair share of trolls 'hoopleheads,' though I've been hesitant to throw out 'cocksucker.' Which sucks (no pun intended), because it's my favorite curse. We need more curses with hard consonants.

I'm supposed to feel sorry for people because they can't Instagram? Fuck right off.