grumpypanda
GrumpyPanda
grumpypanda

Don't dis the Uno. :) Uno is classic and awesome.

Could someone explain Rachel Zoe to me? A) Why is a stylist famous? B) Why would anyone pay a stylist whose personal style is basically oversized, draped everything with a metric fuckton of gaudy gold accessories? and C) How do you even make so much money by telling people what to wear?

Yea, can we talk about that low-blow? I'm a bonus mom and was offended by that comment! And I am not an easily offended person... Step parents get a bad enough rep, and I know several who are awesome at it, including myself. It's not an easy job!

This is definitely what she's getting her stepchildren so she can one-up their mother, Brandi Glanville. Classic Bonus Mom move.

Whoah, there was no need to call LeAnn Rimes "batshit loonballs" that seems a bit hypocritical coming from the site sternly against victim blaming. Poor taste Jez

Let 'em whine. It only strengthens the point that pretty women don't get up and pretty themselves every morning to attract men. (Lots of) men have made it good and clear that that they hate pixie cuts, capri pants, and shapeless flowy tops, but women everywhere continue to rock the shit out of them because I DON'T

I hate when anyone (male, female, sleeping with me or not) has an opinion on how I should wear my hair.

Stupidity left unchallenged has an unfortunate tendency to propagate.

Ugh, why is he a buddy? What a douche.

When I come home newly-shorn (I like to grow it out lonnnng then chop it pixie-short) I *always* get the hottest sex ever. Like, in the front hall now-now-now sex. And that's after 19 years of marriage. Confidence is sexy to secure men, and ain't no confidence like chopping off 12" of hair.

Last night I made the comment that you know you are old when you want to throw a towel around the undergrads. Tonight I add to that you know you are old when you see a middle-aged woman wearing a belly shirt and think "shouldn't she dress in a more age appropriate manner?"

I keep wondering why people are so against Katniss Barbie. It's a perfect match. I turned my Barbies into action heroes all the time, this one is just more "official".

The barbie doesn't bother me. When I was a kid, my barbies had survivalist adventures anyway. (I assume only extremely stupid children don't occasionally make thier barbies survive a plane crash in the remote tundra, for instance. This barbie just happens to be dressed for it.)