This is essentially a testosterone-pumped, fantasy tutorial on how man-boys can graciously achieve monogamy, yet still remain pickup-line-dependent pricks with engorged egos…It's the awkward moment when you know this movie would auto-fellate if it could. - Slant

I love how Katherine Heigel gets singled out but not the directors (Judd Apatow, I'm looking at you), producers, studios, or other actors in those movies. Is she supposed to be turning roles down just because Hollywood is typecasting her? Guess she should have held out for all of those meaty parts written for…

I'm not being snarky, I am genuinely curious. What do young women find appealing about Disney princesses?

Oh man, now I have to go watch it. Reading this collection of bad reviews was almost as good as reading the NYTimes's review of Guy Fieri's restaurant (and that is HIGH praise):

They already made a movie about Tony Stark.

How about we get a princess with bad skin and who hasn't quite figured out how to use a hair straightener? Even if they make a plus sized princess she'll still be a size 6 with great tits and a perfect smile.

It's okay. :)

This really had to be said! Suffering from body dysmorphia doesn't make us incapable of understanding and accepting body positivity, or *GASP* even applying it to other people (yes, we're not all out shaming others). We're not irrational or blind. We just have a lot of difficulty with how and who we are, whatever the…

Yeah, Adopt one.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

Ghost diet only works POST MORTEM, Lindy. Everyone knows that.

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel:

"Trans woman" generally refers to someone who was born with male physical characteristics, but identifies as female. "Trans man" generally refers to someone who was born with female physical characteristics, but identifies as male.

I don't hate the etiquette stuff as much as the rest because some of it, like the handshake thing, is something that isn't taught to a lot of people as they're going into work/careers. Knowing how to act professionally is not hurting anyone.

The appearance stuff, however - look at any NFL cheerleader and you'll notice…

I assume (based on my extensive research of viewing half of an episode of 'Behind the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' years ago) that the people who run these NFL cheerleader programs and put these handbooks together are themselves former cheerleaders who've found a unique bubble in which they never have to leave high…

This sentence makes me rage harder than I have ever raged

I thought these names and descriptions were made up for the article...

Just getting it straight from the source~
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