UGH these parents. I’ve mentioned this before in BCO but my friend would tell these parents JOHN WALSH’S KID WAS KIDNAPPED IN A SEARS when they’d dump their offspring in our department at Sears.

Spoiled brats throwing food on the floor, because they didn’t get some other type of cake they wanted? And parents giving in to the child’s whining?

When I get those almost frozen, individually wrapped butter pats, I hold them in my cupped hands for 20-30 seconds and it makes them easier to spread.

I don’t think so. There are a couple of threads now saying it sounds good and comparing it to standard desserts. I think it sounds great. I make a chocolate frosting that’s just melted chocolate chips (or any dark chocolate, really) mixed with sour cream. I eat the leftovers with a spoon.

Right? When customer service reps thank me for being nice to them, I feel genuinely sad that my basic human decency feels like an outlier.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. Back when I worked at (dearly departed) Borders Bookstore, the amount of times I had to explain that “no, I think that [promotion / price / item / whatever] you’re describing is actually at Barnes and Noble and no, I can’t just do it here” was genuinely mind boggling.

Can I just say I’m really glad that he’s your EX-husband?

Fuck, you’re right! I wrote that wrong!! I have no idea why Stewart was in my head. How do we make this movie happen?!!

Yes! My immediate thought was “UGH. I bet a Venn Diagram of people who like candy corn and the people who like orange peanuts is just a circle.” I dunno, man. I thought these people were our friends. I’m going to have to reconsider.

More libel!

Exactly? I take my 4 yo daughter with me most weeks for the shopping trip because she is starting to really love cooking and likes to help me get stuff at the store (and maybe also because she sometimes gets toys/treats from the store). More than a few times I’ve had soccer moms or older cashier ladies (it’s always…