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Honestly I think Heard’s comparitively lesser fame was a huge factor, far more than anything she actually did — especially considering Depp’s history has a number of pretty fucked up confirmed incidents. Johnny Depp had superfans who went to great lengths to amplify his propaganda and Amber Heard simply did not have

I have lost three professional instagram accounts despite being pretty careful around what I post. Typically they got removed with no warning, having never had any previous disciplinary action.

If Adam Levine and Sumner Stroh were regular-dating, no cheating involved, I think you’d see a lot of comments shading the age gap and suggesting that he might be sketchy.

I use a quart container lid, which is just heavy enough to stay on most of the time.

I was very surprised they didn’t at least link that article, given that it’s easily one of the best pieces of writing ever published on the site.

Orlando Bloom’s long blonde wig was formative to my sexuality but I think that’s because they spent more than $10 on it.

Totally had a huge thing for him as Doctor Who but Daemon Targaryan does nothing for me. I don’t know if it’s the terrible wig or if I am just sorta emotionally healthy.

I can’t wait for the first lawsuit over astrological discrimination.

According to what I’ve heard Jolie did not leak the file and apparently did not want it leaked. She was quietly pursuing action because she and Pitt share three minor children. 

I’d be so annoyed if I had to admit to not getting laid for 3 months for the sake of public health. 

Yeah, “rape” is why they can’t use “non-human dildos” or show piss or period blood or make religious content or talk about hypno fantasies. If you think this is actually about rape I have a really nice bridge to sell you! 

If you are genuinely concerned about abortion rights than you should actually be pretty worried about the fact that a conservative Christian group was able to get Mastercard to ban content they didn’t like.

Loyalfans, JustforFans, Fancentro, Pocketstars, Fansly. I’m probably missing a few. There are a bunch and most people in the industry diversify as much as possible in order to pick up clients on different platforms. Especially since OF has a particular history of pulling shady shit with their models and at one point

I hope Suraj finally wins something. Last time he was on the ballot I was two blocks out of his district and I was sad I didn’t get a chance to vote for him.

The man was designed to be a post-divorce fling.

Weirdly the only guy I’ve slept with who could feel it was on the smaller side — I think it depends on sensitivity rather than size. My ex was medium-large but not very sensitive and couldn’t feel it at all, even when he knew it was there.

I once got absolutely railed by one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen with a softdisc in. I completely forgot it was there and he didn’t notice.

No, it’s just plastic. 

Gotta say, the soft discs are my absolute favorite. I did not have anywhere near your difficulty with insertion or removal, although there was a bit of a learning curve on putting it in correctly so it actually works. Also a bit of a learning curve on not leaving a murder scene during those wee hour half-asleep bathroo

There’s this weird thing where people just assume that cramps are normal and being in horrible pain for a few days out of the month is just “part of life.”