No one expresses “concern” like this when I carve things in my boyfriend’s back with a scalpel and have him call me Mommy.

Acting like someone calling their partner “Daddy” in public is in any way adjacent to some kind of consent violation is ridiculous, sorry. 

I was once privileged to watch two banana slugs mating on a wall at the backyard of a restaurant in Brooklyn. I’d seen the YouTube videos before — and I HIGHLY recommend them if you haven’t — but in person I was struck by how consensual it seemed. These two horny little slimers collaborated to dangle themselves from a…

I did this constantly with the Milo powder.

The man seems designed to be someone’s post-divorce fling. I bet she’s having a great time. 

Probably worth mentioning that Leelee Sobieski comes from a very wealthy family, with connections in both film and the art world. 

Either you get it or you don’t. Unfortunately, I love men with mediocre tattoos and would climb him like a tree. 

I was never attracted to Dan but I did spot Penn Badgley in a supermarket back when Gossip Girl was at peak popularity and spent a full minute checking him out before I recognized him, despite being a big fan of the show at the time. I think something about the Dan character was fundamentally unsexy, because otherwise…

This is so fake. Someone with multiple STIs that act up would learn not to go to the ER. The doctor would not be able to tell by smell. Cool story bro, really helped make your point!

That latex dress from the Met gala is legit one of my favorite Met gala looks of all time, and the competition is stiff. Beautifully made and absolutely embodied the theme of the night, which was “camp.” Regardless of how you feel about Kim K you gotta admit she killed it with that one.

There are already plenty of OnlyFans-type sites -- Lover Fans, Just for Fans, AVN Stars, probably more I’m forgetting. The veteran sex workers know that platforms come and go and have already diversified, but will still have their income impacted. The newbies who didn’t know this are gonna get screweddddddd.

This is... unsurprising, unfortunately. The list of companies that built themselves up on the backs of sex workers and then banned us is nothing new. See also: literally every online payment processor.

I think his hope is that she’ll want to put the whole thing behind her and choose not to engage in a drawn-out legal battle, and that stepping down willingly will calm her desire for vengeance.

You’re not wrong, but prescription pills can be hard to manage and edibles often can’t be brought through security and must be taken beforehand. The timing/dosage often works out correctly on that, but not always, and I recall vividly the time my flight got delayed and my edibles turned out stronger than expected and…

For years part of my pre-flight ritual was walking down to the liquor store by my house and picking up a couple airplane bottles so I could save money on in-flight drinks. I had absolutely no idea this was illegal, made no effort to ever hide it, never got caught, and only found out because of an article I read.

I used to make a LOT of Jiffy cornbread muffins, because they were very cheap and very easy.

I suspect the trick to vegan cheese is that it is mostly eaten by vegans. That’s not even a knock, just facts. I recall a friend of mine who went vegan and found vegan cheese disgusting early on, but liked it a great deal when she revisited it after a few months of veganism. She said her palate changed, which checks…

The weird bit is that there’s plenty of proof that these actions aren’t particularly helpful to people being trafficked, either, and in many cases create worse conditions for those being trafficked — and also put others in a position where they are much likelier to be trafficked. I knew multiple people who were…

As someone who did follow a lot of celebrity media in that era... yes, it has changed. Significantly, even, although there’s still far to go.

How on earth do you get an entire movie out of Cat Person?? Like it’s honestly a pretty effective short story but not a lot actually happens and it’s only interesting because of how well it’s written. Also Nicholas Braun is too attractive.