There are two problems with Stadia.

I have owned lots of stick shift cars, and I still hate driving them in traffic.

Yea Jalop.  Fuck you for covering the biggest story in the automotive world right now.  How could you!!

Sounds like he likes domestics so buy something that’s probably going to appreciate in value. The SS

This is dumb!!!

My guy I have a great car for you.

This attitude screams, “fuck people who have it better than me.” Why not focus on pulling people up the latter rather than dragging people down?

As more of a bicyclist, price aside, this is the kind of thing that would get me on a motorcycle. A large part of what I like about bicycles is the quiet while cruising along feeling part of the environment and this seems like a powered version of that. The lack of transmission is also appealing as I imagine it must…

well yeah you only need like what 3 buicks to have a 90 day supply?

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

The Jaguar XF Sportbrake exists and yet you don’t suggest it what is wrong with each and every one of you

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

You can drive across 2 borders in Europe in 300km.  Or 5.

Directly converting car prices is extremely misleading, and Jalopnik should stop it immediately.

Any production car that I can get in teal or seafoam I am in.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

This is how to present a car for sale (as opposed to yesterday’s customized garbage truck)  Tasteful mods with attention to detail.  Not really a “Nice” price but mot CP either.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?