The Jaguar XF Sportbrake exists and yet you don’t suggest it what is wrong with each and every one of you

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

You can drive across 2 borders in Europe in 300km.  Or 5.

Directly converting car prices is extremely misleading, and Jalopnik should stop it immediately.

Any production car that I can get in teal or seafoam I am in.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

This is how to present a car for sale (as opposed to yesterday’s customized garbage truck)  Tasteful mods with attention to detail.  Not really a “Nice” price but mot CP either.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

The possibility of fatal accidents doesn’t add anything to the sport for me.  We can have close competition, see drivers pushing on the limit of control, and see consequences for their mistakes (ie time lost coming back on track, car damage from contact, being stuck in gravel) without drivers being injured much less…

What the fuck is up with ALL of these suggestions?

*gyro

As we have discussed, this one is easy. Stock is made with mostly bones. There are no bones in hot dog (jokes aside) so it is broth. It isn't even open to debate.

Finally, an expert opinion I can trust.

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

Bingo - buy a hatchback and come to grips with the fact that being lifted slightly, heavier and having less cargo room is not a solid purchase choice.

It’s being released on Stadia, not as a Stadia exclusive.  I think OMD3 is the only exclusive announced.

2014 Hyundai Genesis.

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.