Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”

Sando isn’t an annoying term like “sammiches” — it’s a specific variant of a sandwich from Japan.

Ah yes. 120HP or so out of a N/A 4 tied to a CVT is better just because what, it looks more normal? Skip the torque vectoring AWD, skip the turbo motor (which actually had a decent aftermarket), skip the optional manual (lost the AWD though), skip the actual stiff sports suspension... for what, a generic box on wheels…

Smaller fuel tanks and make refuelling a thing again. Boom, necessary pit stops.

Inside sources say this will be the new company logo:

To be fair, cycling in a crosswind is more of an Aert than a Science. 

Bushmills?

“And Jalopnik does not “cover motorsports””

So is it you that shows up to whine about this every single race weekend, or are there other dummies?

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

You should have seen my dad in his NA Miata back in the days riding around town looking like Magilla Gorilla.

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

I have no idea about your history or experience, but based on your question and general demeanour I’d spend a few bucks on racing school first.

Asking for advice on an auto enthusiast site with an active comment section is hardly the worst decision someone with money to blow could make.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

“I meant to shame him in private, everyone else wasn’t supposed to find out”

One might say that those neo-nazis got Ostritz-ized.

If they made them "all you can eat" salad bars, people would end up taking *less* food, because they would get full before they could end up taking a "tower" worth of food.