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I almost had an emotional breakdown when my Google app crashed and the new update had a different colour Restore button and I missed it and lost all my tabs. I am a tab-hoarder and very proud of myself that I only have 36 open on my phone right now and about 9 on my computer. Help :(

It's like on Shark Tank, when they do the kids edition and the Sharks fawn over some 13 year old entrepreneur, and then we find out their parents invested $300k in their snappy rubber brand bracelet line.

The best/worst gossip I was ever privy to: A few years ago I worked in an office with a guy whose wife also worked in the same office. There was a promotion that the guy and I were both going for, and he got it. So I was a little bitter because I felt like I definitely deserved it way more, just didn't kiss enough ass

Ha, thanks for the advice.

I'm pretty fuckin' fun, actually. I just don't think the look of tortured animal pelt is attractive.

Not my point, actually. Because I'm passive-aggressive, I will just stink-eye and hate-on every fur-wearer that I see. I don't stop to ask if it's a fresh kill or not.

I don't agree with even close to everything PETA does, but it's in very large part to them that fur was un-fashionable for decades.

Why? Because it's back in fashion? Even if it's "vintage", you'll still look like an ass for wearing it.

Pedro Pascal and Sarah Paulson. I love them!

Geletine, for example.

:insert eyeroll emoji:

Poor girl! I actually do have some graphite from a pencil stuck under my skin (in my foot, childhood handstand accident), and luckily I didn't understand the dangers of lead when I was a child because for years I just assumed it was actual lead stuck under there.

Good to know.

You don't use her full title - Kelly Cutrone: Fashion and PR Maven.

Haha yeah, the only reason my original post was seen by anyone is cos I'm in the states right now on holiday. Being in the gray doesn't usually bother me that much, to be honest. But if I'm spending time and effort contributing by commenting AND sending in good tips, I think it's a free and easy pat on the head to

I've been commenting on this site for years and years and years, but with the changing commenting systems and the fact that my time zone doesn't help when it comes to getting my gray comments seen, I've just kind of given up.

I've sent tips in to Jez on a few occasions and, at least twice, have seen a post relating to that tip showing up on the site within a day or two. But I'm still gray as gray can be. So I kind of feel like what's in it for me?

I'm not a Swede but have been to Sweden a few times - go! It's such a beautiful place, and for the reputation they have as being a cold people, they are very welcoming to visitors.

5. A tennis ball works wonders for massaging neck/shoulders/back. Just lay on top of it and roll around on the floor until it hits a pressure point then let it do its thing for a minute.

When I was a toddler I liked to snuggle with my live cats, not the dead-ass pelts of some once-beautiful creatures. #hatinalliwant