Okay so I live in the newly-minted SIXTH most expensive city in the world, Melbourne. I would like to draw your attention to this picture, taken only recently. Be advised that this is a normal avocado, not even organic. Please write your sympathies below.

But those situations should be handled by the movie theatre putting a ban in place, like many have bans on mobile phones.

Okay, which ones are Nikki and Clare? As in, who it what were they dressed as for that dog photo shoot episode?? Clearly these two are not very memorable...

Even though I think all dogs should be chipped and wearing tags, I'd be willing to let it slide if this family had, at the very least, bothered to have their dog fixed. I think they should have been given the dog back, but only after they payed to have him fixed.

I have to leave the house in 45 minutes to have dinner then see Neko Case (!!) and my cat is blocking my closet. I need to get dressed but he looks so peaceful I can't bear to disturb him. Ack!

I've decided that I hate jeans. I can never fit a cut and fit that don't make me feel weird, so I just don't wear them. I actually needed some for an outfit a few weeks ago and realised I hadn't worn pants at all (just skirts and dresses) for about two or three years. I ended up getting some "fake jeans" - ie jeans…

Weird that you should say that - I saw Dave Chappelle last night!

Not to mention how 911 calls are public and jurors can sell their stories to the press...it's messed up.

Hash browns are my desert island food. I think I could eat them for every meal and never get sick of them.

ANZ Bank actually has a pretty large staff Pride Network, so I imagine they were consulted - maybe they even came up with the idea. I know a few people in the pride network, so I think I'll ask, because I'm curious too.

Wow this guy is awesome! I love that the station is so encouraging of his antics - I wish our weather readers were even half as entertaining.

WE DO NOT OWN TEH KITTEHS. THE KITTEHS OWN US.

Ehhh, Reddit has millions of users, not all are creepy. Some people, like me, just like reading AMAs and looking at cute pictures of cute cats. I'd rather say "some people are creepy and some of those people use the internets to carry our their creeping."

I knew it wouldn't work out from the moment they had the "do you want kids? I want three more!" conversation.

I watched a documentary recently about an English "glamour model" and her unconventional family. She had just birthed a new baby girl and was holding it in her arms. She leans in and whispers "Welcome to the world, baby Papaya." I was like :O

Depends on how close you are, I guess. I have an ex-housemate's ex-girlfriend as a friend on Facebook and she is pretty high up in one of those schemes - all she ever posts about is this product, trips she goes on for the product and how happy and healthy she is, using the product. I used to just sit back and laugh,…

That's actually kinda terrifying. However, I do admit that if it was a giant cat face or manatee face, I would be all over it!

Hi, I have lived overseas for over 10 years now. You seem pretty casual about being able to get sponsorship in order to live outside the country, but, believe me, that is the LEAST easy thing about the whole idea. In order to get sponsored (at least where I live), the company needs to prove that they were unable to…

...except, didn't that helpful Canadian coach actually turn out to be American?

How could anyone, anywhere, afford to feed that thing?!