As someone who has lived in both countries, I'd say your "little secret" isn't entirely accurate - unless you're comparing outback QLD to NYC.

My childhood "Peeps story" involves a little bit of Peeps and A LOT of vomit. Shit is nasty.

You read my mind exactly. Everyone is always yammering on about how self-obsessed the characters in "Girls" are, yet Seinfeld is still so popular and well-loved. I at least can't imagine Hannah Horvath making fun of and videotaping an obese man having his car stolen!

Boo to the hoo.

Don't you know where rapeseed comes from!

What's that supposed to mean? Is it meant to be a funny joke about how racist hillbillies only live in "flyover" states? Been done, and been done better.

A former colleague of mine posted a picture of an "aborted foetus" (she was super-anti-abortion Catholic). It was disgusting, so I reported the photo to facebook and sent her a message saying I was hiding her info from my news feed because it was offensive.

Cashew cheeses are THE BEST - not as crazy expensive as macadamia but oh so yummy! Good luck with your cheesy endeavours :)

If you feel the need to replicate your cheese and egg, then go for the gold! There are so many awesome cheese substitutes out there, depending on which country you live in/what you're using the cheese for. Also, The Ultimate Uncheese Cookbook is AWESOME. Also, not from that book, this recipe I have made about 6 times…