In a statement, the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office said that “The parents were unable to immediately provide a logical reason why their children were restrained in that manner.”

That’s Extremely Worrying: The US School System

Records show that David Allen Turpin had received state approval to operate a private school out of his home

He “passed” his “physical.” That means a dude who once walked through a medical school on his way to McDonalds took a look at his photo and said “He looks alright.”

I don’t think anyone’s looking at Diet Coke in the same way either

The brown taste better cause it somehow tricks my brain into believing the shell also tastes like chocolate.

Fake news!

Aw, shit. Me too.

I think this is the closest Trump gets to eating fruit and even then it’s just a bunch of crap put together to taste like fruit.

Regardless of the eyes’ owner, that is one questionable tattoo right there. Eyes peepin out yo chest.

Those smarmy Midwest Rethuglican Congressman with their “Well he just says what everybody’s thinking” — well, it’s not our fault the only people you know are a bunch of backward reactionary bigot bastards, you corrupt redneck bottom-feeder.

And they all think everyone is as racist as they are. They’ll be like he’s just saying what we were all thinking! Uh, no. No he’s not.

Almost no racists think they are racist. There’s always someone worse they can point to and say, “See? That’s a racist. I’m not a racist, I shook hands with a black person three years ago and didn’t flinch or anything!”

Markle’s “seed” will “taint our royal family,”

“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

I legit once realized my head was too fat for Zara. I tried on a size large shirt when I am usually a medium everywhere else, and it got stuck on the top of my nose. After I untangled it, I checked to see if there was a zipper or button or anything. Nope. My head is too fat for clothes.

I don’t really l care about Seal or his thoughts, but I don’t want Oprah to run for president.

Seal, please shut the fuck up. The reason why there are so many incriminating photos of celebrities palling around with Weinstein was because he was a virus who ingratiated himself with anyone who had influence. And I find it a tad sexist that only women are being criticized with their associations with known male…

Do you really need to ask if the obese looking man who wears baggy suits to hide his massive girth is really in “excellent health”? He tries to hide his obesity, but there’s a ton of pictures of him in his golf attire. That is not the shape a man of “excellent health” has, no matter the age. Then you throw in the fact…

Oh look, another family values God Gays Guns right wing morally superior Republican hypocrite. I’m stunned...