2018 has got to move away from “Fear-of-losing-access” reporting.

Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics.

How funny that JT was down to Columbus hip hop, R&B, and black culture in general. . . until he agreed to headline at the Superbowl. Now, he’s back to being an all American, salt of the earth white boy. Fancy that.

Tours used to be cheaper because originally they were just promotion for new albums. Nowadays it’s the other way around. The tours are the moneymakers and the new music is just an incentive to keep you going.

JT brings to the outdoors what Michael Jackson brought to being bad.

Someone clearly loved The Revenant and thought “but what if it was SEXY???”

Good lord Melania’s dress is hideous. From the shiny print to the pattern to those horrible puffy sleeves. It looks like an 80s prom dress or like she’s going to a wedding in 1986. Her spray on tan and makeup are way to harsh and heavily applied. Just an awful look all the way around. Trump is such an insecure asshole…

Someone decided to blend the twee embellishments trend, the tea length trend, and the statement sleeves trend, and the Millenial pink trend to horrifying effect.

Those sleeves, though. It looks like she raided the closet of a 1980s night time soap actress.

She always dresses like an alien that is trying to fit in.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

I fully agree with your assessment of Mariah, but if I were singing live in double negative digit weather and I was told there would be tea and there was in fact no tea I would also be pissy about it.

Thing is, shame is a notion that has never penetrated Trump’s pus filled soul. Puerto Rico is on a long list of people and places that Trump (and Pence and Ryan and McConnell etc.) doesn’t give a shit about and never will. They are not rich and too brown.

This is a minor quibble but it’s really easy to introduce accents into text. The Governor of Puerto Rico’s last name is Rosselló and the Power Authority guy’s name is González. On a Mac, which I’m sure you’re all using, it’s option+e, then type the vowel for this accent. In Windows 95 it must be something like…

The governor played a very bad strategy. He thought by appealing to Trump’s vanity, he’d get on Trump’s good side and get more out of him. But that is not how Trump operates. He just said “the governor said I was doing a good job!” and with that sound bite in his pocket he fucked right off. Not without fucking PR over…

I honestly believe Puerto Rico should plead for help from the international community. Maybe even go to the United Nations. I know they are not really a country, but it Trump is going to treat them like they aren’t real Americans maybe Puerto Rico can shame the United States into action.