I can’t even imagine the number of USericans watching old episodes of TWW* for a reminder that fiction can be more comforting than reality.

I mean what the fuck! We can hear Dump and Billy on mic, or “mike” as Dump likes to call it. We see the bus with these two shitheads on it as It pulls up and audio continues. The door opens and they get off and start drooling over the poor women waiting for them. And that’s now all fake?

Not a gif, but I’m feeling the need for a cleansing fire.

it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing

That Trump guy sounds insane and out of touch with reality.

I expect Trump, if the worst does happen and he wins another term (fuck’s sake Dems get your shit together already), to keep on claiming all the guy in Office the previous 4 years said was lies as he’s already forgotten it was him.

I mean, he might as well. Denying reality has been working pretty well for him so far. I’m sure he can convince his 35% of Americans that he never said it and it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing.

I hope Ivanka is as desperate for celebrity approval as I think she is. I’m certain it kills Trump that he is not in favour at all with Hollywood (at least not publicly anyway, I’m looking at you Pratt*) and especially in comparison with Obama.

Damn it, I was hoping the headline meant Sarah Huckabee Sanders had released a video of herself doing “The Jackal.”

Let’s not forget how many women were complicit and ARE complicit in this bullshit. Yvette Vega, who many of Charlie Rose’s victims went to is now all “Mea Culpa!” Fuck you Yvette, you’ve been enabling this shit to keep it off your own thigh since 1991. You’ve betrayed and been complicit for most of my lifetime you…

And oh don’t they love to count the INCHES.

It’s like an Advent Calandar and behind every door is yet another guy saying “I’m sorry.”

Just remember, everyone: THEY CAN ALL BE REPLACED. Possibly by women! Maybe even by somebody even better/more artistic/funnier/whatever! Certainly someone better at not harassing people!

I really appreciate the apology of [this powerful man] who has done a lot for [my political party/prevailing ideology/hobby/entertainment of choice]. He really fucked up, but he seems sincere, and I think he deserves a chance to make it right. Let’s take him at his word and stop this witch hunt. What he did was wrong.…

Drink’em if you got’em folks.

I think you left out one bit.

The sad part about this is that the man doesn’t need to be powerful, he just needs to have a position of power over you.

You need to add the part where (especially if you’re a POC), the predator’s fellow co-workers come out to defend his reputation because they just know something we don’t/he never treated THEM badly, so how could said predator EVER do something like that to anyone else?

omg 2017 mad libs