You are 100% correct. Who tf wants to eat sprinkles on toast???

Galaxy hair is beautiful! Mine is literally just my natural brown hair with some pink in it, but the“OMG look at your mermaid hair!!” reactions drive me up the wall.

I would jump onto a harpy bandwagon in a hot second. Fuck escapism, “evil shrieking bird-woman” is my current political attitude and I would like my aesthetic represented, thankyouverymuch

Unicorns are the new pink

The “mermaid hair” thing makes me rage. I’m just a woman who likes having pink streaks in my hair. I am not a mermaid and I don’t want to be a mermaid. I like my otherwise unremarkable life on land, and I am not interested in trading my Danskos for fins. STOP IT.

Oh yeah, my husband thinks that’s crazy too, but that door is locked when I leave. doesn’t matter if it’s for 30 seconds or 6 hours, nobody is creeping in!

My husband gets annoyed with my habit of immediately locking the door behind me, as it’s resulted in him being temporarily locked out for a few moments if he lagged behind to check the mail or move the trash can or something. He’s generally an ally, but he doesn’t quite understand that, while it’s a temporary…

Ooh I hadn’t thought about height playing a role, but it totally does! I’m super duper short so that makes the v-neck depth even harder to gauge. The struggle is reeeaaaalll

Chase your bliss, girl! I think I’ve just been scarred by too many shame-y statements about “appropriate attire for body type” from family members and teachers.

I hear ya, the v-neck really is more flattering. I think I’m just hyper-sensitive about whether or not my v reveals too much cleav. Not sure if that says more about my personality or societal conditioning...

I love me some v-necks! They’re way more flattering (turtlenecks and crewnecks make me feel like the sculpture on the prow of a ship), but I’m always nervous about the depth of the v. The lingering trauma of high school dress code shaming, probably

My personal hypothesis is that people get suckered into buying that backless stuff based on advertising and convincing themselves in the dressing room that they can totally pull off that look, then stuffing it in the back of their closet until they eventually donate it years later with the tags still on. Entire bales…

Then wear whatever you want and do your thang!

Bless her heart, right?

Also,

Seconded. A friend of mine suggested this style to me when we were shopping, and I thought she was joking at first. She’s a sweetheart but it didn’t occur to her that my 32Gs might require different structural support than her A cups.

i’m probably just salty because there’s no way my size G tits are ever going to accommodate this style, but if you have to bootstrap your “breezy, effortless” shirt into fulfilling its basic premise via hair elastics in your armpits, isn’t that a pretty glaring design flaw?

unfortunately both options seem equally likely at this point.

My only productive takeaway from this is that “Full Tilt Bougie” would be a fantastic name for a memoir.

I imagine the same people who shout long and loud about how it’s “anti-woman” to criticize Kellyanne are the same ones who lamented that female Hillary Clinton supporters were just voting with their vaginas