I knew I loved Rachel Bloom forever for this foundation garment realness from last year’s Globes.

i’m pretty sure anyone wanting to retain their sanity wouldn’t be cast in the first place!

apparently Chase is also a super-conservative who dated Tomi Laren :(

but that butt tho

I mean I don’t blame them for wanting to leave the show. They were all probably cast thinking they’d be getting a chunk of country-singin’ down home all-american boy Luke, and instead they get this smarmy, punch-bait twerp.

RE: Bella Thorne and body positivity

good.

~*~cRaZy~*~

and having a sofa nice enough to care if a stain sets!

that makes so much sense! although i still like to think of them as boner and lady-bits

oh, that’s interesting! makes so much sense too

I always assumed that was the point (pun intended)... the arrow up looks like a boner and the plus sign down is very evocative of the female reproductive system

I am the younger of two girls (and luckily born to parents obsessed with sibling-fairness) but I see this very much in my husband and his little sister. He was a high school pothead who never had a curfew and very few behavior restrictions. She was regulated to the hilt, and subsequently developed a deep, simmering…

I can’t tell if that looks more like Bieber or his coat

it’s uncanny on so many levels.

i think this article is intended to make me question the entire concept, but really the more i read the more it whets my appetite

Never not funny

Am I reading this article correctly that background checks for coaches weren’t required until 2007??? That is insanity to me. You have adults in a highly hands-on, physically intimate capacity with children for hours at a time and you don’t think to require background checks? I am horrified.

I just googled hatchimal in an attempt to understand, and I am... flummoxed.