She has great boobs, but the presentation here is just too upsetting for me. She’s like the St. Pauli girl on safari or something.

You make a good point... AND YET.

It’s the worst reject from the Troop Beverly Hills fashion show.

The same sadist who apparently thinks shiny fabric makes an area look smaller

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. this dress is the least-flattering thing anywhere. She’d look better if they fucking switched outfits. My eyeballs are burning

#Disneykid

Oh, Mariska.

The length of that dress is an absolute atrocity.

i really want to bring something unique to this discussion, but you have said all my words.

I hope she reads this. We are here for you, Mariska! Come hang with grown-ass women! We can drink mediocre wine and wear ratty sweats and cackle at all these try-hard babies!

Right?? I’m thinking hanging with TayTay’s crew might be causing a dangerous regression

zenon, girl of the 21st century, but like the porn version. i’m kinda into it

Fuck Kat Graham’s (who??) tablecloth: It looks like a fun lay.

It is not the duty of any people of color to provide handbooks to their cultures so that white people can feel more comfortable.

That entire video is begging to be turned into a series of “lol white people” gifs.

Case-in-point RE your 2nd paragraph:

I am so with you. I gave up watching it because my constant snide comments were harshing Mr. Loafers' time. Like, how they're ALWAYS SURPRISED when there are zombies. And how a seasoned person ALWAYS DROPS THE GUN. Why would you not have that shit bound to your hand, for fuck's sake? Or, my personal favorite,…

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

You're not wrong. I get worked up over the shoes. Episode after episode everyone is wearing the same damn shoes. If your entire life is spent on the move, walking through the wilderness, you'd best believe you'd work your way through TONS of shoes. Pretty sure it'd be the same gig with clothes. Instead of wearing…