Mini-audiere: yes. Everything else: unacceptable.

Wishy-washy Mellie in Gone With the Wind! Also, she and her sister feuded for DECADES. yikes.

I spent three years in Phoenix for grad school, and it was absolutely terrifying after my liberal, educated upbringing in Seattle. The dominant political element seems to think that anyone with a brain or an education is an enemy of the state, and that unfortunately trickles down to all levels of society. I've never…

Oh gahd, my husband loves Sherlock and I am SO BORED when I watch it. We just watched the wedding episode and I fell asleep for twenty minutes as a silent protest and when I woke up I HADN'T MISSED ANYTHING EXCEPT EXCESSIVE MONOLOGUING.

How about Myrtle's line that "figs are natures brown diamonds", and in the fall their rotting leaves smell like "an olympian's ejaculate"?!?! That was the pinnacle. There is nowhere but down from that.

First time comment, so I'm sure I'll be in the greys, but I had to join kinja just to address this.