They have so much more grace and class than I could ever imagine having.
Anybody else coming to the realization they need to start running for local offices to combat the pure idiocy of the current crop of politicians?
yeah but he probably made all those statements before he wore glasses.
Bernie will get more coherent answers if he grills a hotdog.
Conservatives on this day:
Ask them if they all have jobs, why did America need to be made great again for?
The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”
Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.
I can’t wait to see the difference tomorrow when the crowds descend for the Women’s March. I mean, I can, because I’m zero percent looking forward to dealing with the Metro, but I can’t because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We gonna rent the moon and fill it with Roseeeeeee!!!!
Even if Billy wasn’t screaming in your face, it’s difficult to answer when you’re put on the spot like that. But it’s ok...he’s forgiven because when Key & Peele were on, they put on the some the most amazing sketches about being gay.
In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:
This apparently includes the DOJ’s 25 Violence Against Women grant programs.
What I see happening is Democrats will end up donating to these programs and they will get funded and they will go on. And my tiny black heart says only Democrats should be able to use them. I’m just angry right now, I probably don’t really feel that way.
I’m not 100% sure but I think Cobie Smulders’ character (Robin Sparkles) on How I Met Your Mother was based on Alanis.
You Yanks may know Alanis as the angsty singer behind Jagged Little Pill, but to this Canadian she’ll always be the cheesy early 90s pop singer: