I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

Adults really need to be told that this is bad?

I’m inspired to dress as my best friend the next time I go to visit her.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

Honestly the Trump administration looks more like they’re stealing from Veep.

This is rude. One shouldn’t be celebrating the death of a man. Especially not with gifs like this one

Michelle Obama actually helps the children though.

Michelle has consistently declined ever wanting to run this great country

How will this affect my animes?

How shitty of a company was this for ownership stakes to be worth only $2,500?

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Is that Ice tea?

“Some of my best friends have children.”

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

S/He asked, rhetorically.

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Can’t find this on fanfiction.net, please send link.

The tantrum will be thrown by the sibling with the adorable resting bitch face. (I hate all babies except him.)

George, no contest.

Huh. It’s almost as if policy and patriarchy dictate this stuff and not the you-go-get-‘em determination of individual women.