Ask Ellen Pao.

Amen.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

I was having a good, but weird, laugh until I realized the headline didn’t say vegetarian.

I’m beginning to feel sorry for Melania, actually. Let’s give her a chance.

I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say... ShoCKed.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched a movie on Netflix with Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart. So, I’m the last person to be judging anyone’s viewing habits right now.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

Well, Cassian did say he had done terrible things for the Rebellion;)

Well, at the very least it’ll be beautiful.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s such a thing as a loving, two-parent, home. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

One day they’ll make a movie where the plot doesn’t center around daddy issues too. Star Wars XX. Look! A Jedi who came from a loving two parent home!

Keanu and Emily Blunt.

But because the most famous woman in the world is in the movie and on the poster...

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

Super serious question: how many eezys are there?

(they got me too)

are we gonna do gay things and quote Jurassic park the whole time?