Ask Ellen Pao.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

I’m beginning to feel sorry for Melania, actually. Let’s give her a chance.

I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say... ShoCKed.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched a movie on Netflix with Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart. So, I’m the last person to be judging anyone’s viewing habits right now.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

Super serious question: how many eezys are there?

Dust to dust. Death to fuckboys

(they got me too)

I’m so glad I can’t relate to any of this mess.

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

Wasn’t he always?

Yuri on Ice!!! is an anime that continues to surprise me with each episode. I’m used to sport anime, especially sports anime with very strong boys-love undertones (Free!, Haikyuu!!, apparently the anime gets gayer with more exclaimation points). Lots of baiting, lots of tropes. I knew what I was getting into.

Nope he’s in his 30s. When I was in high school (02-06) I had him as a substitute teacher a couple times, so he was already in his 20s by then. He’s an alum of my school

MY CREEPY UNCLE IS SOME SORT OF PASTOR AT THIS CHURCH AND ... well ... The Barndemonium episode - that barn was my grandma’s barn, which she signed over (with her house next to it) to my weird and nauseating Christian cult aunt and uncle. The barn was going to be like a missionary commune, it was never going to be a…

There’s a reason there are so many run down or abandoned homes ripe for the flipping.

are we gonna do gay things and quote Jurassic park the whole time?