Any big college town, pretty much.

Dark chocolate > Milk chocolate > kitty litter > white chocolate

If your costume has its explanation written out on the costume, it’s not a good costume.

Anyone here ever get nostalgic for content?

That girl on the right’s reaction is my own.

People loooove to bring up MLK when encouraging nonviolence, but somehow seem to forget what he received in return.

I could listen to Diary of a Madman all damn day.

The fact that Gara cites condescending Trump asskisser Jeffrey Lord as a reasonable voice speaks for itself.

I dunno if I knew exactly what Von Trier had done, but it’s hardly surprising. The man loves to spout off Nazi references, and you can just follow his filmography from Bjork onward to see a trail of skeeved-out actresses. Nicole Kidman apparently got along with him well enough, but still acknowledges that he said some…

It does seem like all anyone talked about was the damn swan dress, and not the movie.

To be fair, I can promise you that you would not be the only grown man in that theater.

The Martian would be the best comedy on this list.

Todd and his schemes are like Jughead and hamburgers. Too much love there for any form of sexuality.

I dunno how many of you remember Bobby’s World, but it was a cartoon from the 90's that starred Howie Mandel using his Gizmo voice to play a kid with a wild imagination. In one of his adventures, he was alongside superhero Captain Squash, fighting a squid monster based on his friend/crush/whatever Jackie.

Captain…

you are giving him WAY too much credit. He’s a stupid man, so he says stupid things. Some of those stupid things are more impactful than others.

God, this show.

Kirkman lost me when she tweeted about wanting to chainsaw Bernie Sanders in half.

I don’t find this funny at all. In fact, I think all these comments have really toad the line of “too far”.

That first date had me thinking of The Fly, and pre-Brundlefly talking a mile and a minute before suggesting that Geena Davis go through as well.

There’s a reason he worked at Breitbart.