This will make a good Lifetime movie.

Dunno about bleach.

Always a fan of people who think we can’t be bothered by two things at once.

Needs more Hazel in Watership Down.

In fairness, it’s public record that Richard Spencer fetishizes Asians, particularly the women.

“there would be people not buying my albums”

Sometimes it amazes me what SU is able to pull off, when Gravity Falls couldn’t even have a dude wearing a transgender sign on a necklace.

What I don’t get is, where is the fucking story in the first place? “Why did this promising football guy become a rapist?” As if he had always treated women well, but one day he decided “I’m gonna give this whole rapist thing a try.”

No Ben Shapiro?

1. How the Trump administration is just like a Coen Brothers movie (1/428)

My personal Christmas Carol pet peeve:
“Deck the halls with boughs of holly!”
*30 second pause*
“Falalalalalalala!

Don’t you know, people are only gay or straight. ZERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN!

I can deal with all of these, even the wolf eel. Except for that fucking first one. Jesus.

Never forget that Cernovich believes his semen has healing powers.

I’m as liberal as they come, but this is the first election where I feel I’d actively repulsed to interact with the candidate. Bush was a good ‘ole boy, and if he were a manager at Lowe’s, he’d be a great drinking buddy. Despite disagreements, I still hold some respect for McCain from his interviews on The Daily Show.…

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

Nobody talking about her claims that Matthew Shepherd’s death wasn’t a hate crime? She called it “a hoax that continues to be used as an excuse for passing hate crimes bills.” Shepherd’s mother was there when she said it.

“What’s more important: selling nuts for a few years or saving the White race from extinction?”

Well, considering people wanting nuts is actually a thing...

No Mad World?

The other day, my ANG Lieutenant-Colonel father calls me and says “do you want good news or bad news?” He had gotten a call from someone in DC asking him to submit his resume for a position in the Trump administration. He felt weird talking about it because 1. this was the first election he refused to vote Republican…