Brock only has one punch on his card. He needs three to reach Gold Rapist Level.

“The Washington Redskins are on indefinite hiatus until they change the name of the team.”

ah yes. Nothing like that sweet, sweet rape lottery money.

I have to admit, I genuinely lol’ed at “I stayed hot, and he bought me a Roomba!”

Add this to the thousands of reasons why I’m glad Cruz isn’t running. Good luck, Caroline.

They’re not giving you shit for not knowing that. They’re giving you shit for getting super defensive when you discovered you were wrong.

Big fan of how he attacks her for being in a coffee shop...at the same time he was in the coffee shop.

There is a line that has to be walked when dealing with unruly children. It can be very difficult to find a solution without resorting to physical violence. But if you aren’t willing to grapple with that situation, and are unable to put aside your initial instincts to shut it down with a slam to the ground, you have…

ethics in journalism...”

You know, if you take his statements about women and then watch Dead Ringers, somehow it becomes even more chilling.

It is not bromantic at all. It is straightforward gay as hell.

I call horseshit on her “mis-spoke”. She brought up the 1980s. She said they sparked a conversation. She mentioned “low-key advocacy”. None of these apply to Alzheimer’s.

Personally, and this is an opinion based on NOTHING, I just assume that no one was listening to her about anything before she came out as Caitlyn, and like idiots, we just assumed that someone from a frequently marginalized group would express opinions sympathetic to that group. Oops.

This reminds me of back when those girls who had been kidnapped and abused (can’t remember if it was Ariel Castro or Joseph Fritzl), and when they were released, this sportswriter decided it was up to him to rehash all the exciting sports moments they had missed, you know, while they were being raped and beaten for…

I guess I’ll vote for a third party.

As a Kanye fan who recently lost his mother to cancer

I feel like you are being tremendously unfair to orangutans.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

ham hocks for fists

It says something about you that you’re more concerned with hurting other men’s feelings than with the enormity of the actual trend of men killing women for rejecting them.