Ten years ago, my then fiancee and I rented a furnished basement with wood paneling for walls and shag carpeting in the bathroom. Like, completely around the toilet.

I was never a huge fan of the Cosby Show, so his "legacy" there meant shit to me. But Picture Pages? Fucking a, man.

I used to be the organist at a Unitarian church, and for whatever reason, we were talking about role models, and someone suggested Mother Teresa for her works. That’s when I chimed in with my knowledge about her opposition to abortion, her support of right-wing dictators, and her hypocrisy with the healthcare of her…

I think there’s enough vile and disgusting about her without ever needing to even mention her looks.

I hate to be that guy, but this part’s kinda racist.

saucy!

And yet Terry Richardson CONTINUES to be hired.

thank you for your meaningful contribution.

I feel like the rest of the world sees something in Leonardo that I’ve just never seen. Scorcese clearly considers him his new DeNiro, and the Internet is always going on about what a tragedy it is that Leo hasn’t won an Oscar. The best performance I’ve ever seen him put out is as Candy in Django Unchained, and he had…

who also lied about how many people he murdered to make himself sound more “badass”

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Honestly, wouldn’t they be more likely to write the TIME the bandage was put on than the date?

She also said that racism isn’t a problem in this country because she’s the Governor. Which is really cute because other Republicans were calling her a “raghead” before her election.

Between this and the Popeyes organization story, is Ben Carson running on the idea that he’s super friendly with criminals?

Carjackers are notoriously bad about stopping so that their victims can offer their opinions about the crime.

I find Ted Cruz’s “fun-loving” side so unsettling. Maybe if the politician weren’t virulently anti-gay, and running on the notion that Christians are this oppressed minority, his dalliances with the Internet and his love for The Princess Bride would seem endearing? Because with what I know about him, it just makes him…

Admittedly, I’m only three eps in, but I did the reading because I love ruining things for myself. My completely amateur opinion so far is that Avery is responsible for the disappearance of Halbach, but that the cops took their circumstantial evidence and turned it into damning evidence. The nephew’s innocence (or at…

I travel a lot for work, so I listen to audiobooks, and my wife said I should take a break from Harry Potter. So I borrowed my dad’s copy of Red Storm Rising.

that was a really fucked up way to compliment someone. “You’re not THAT attractive, but you’re attractive!”

Pardon my tits!