good.

Lutz from 30 Rock. I was allowed to draw on his chest, but he wouldn’t kiss me because I wasn’t a woman.

did you read my comment? I WAS questioning.

Why do you hate me so much? I never did anything to you.

Honestly, surprised by this one. I’d heard from former performers that Kink hasn’t been particularly concerned with the comfort of its actors/actresses.

I swear, if we lose these, and keep getting Kristen Cavaleri updates, I will burn the Internet to the ground.

Presumably, if you're a fan of executing people who have different beliefs than yourself, it's tremendous fun.

maybe he needs cash for more crab legs

I’m more a Joe Estevez fan myself.

Green clovers?

I’m pretty sure I had Malt Schlitzmann on New Beer Friday.

I’m no fan of Subway, or their tubes of vaguely-sandwich shaped food paste, but come the fuck on.

Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism.

I had been off my depression medication for about a week, and Demons by Imagine Dragons came on the radio. Normally, I hate that fucking son. This time, I started sobbing.

um....their buildings?

He does not have any issue with the African-American community or the people in it.

I caught Masters of the Universe last week, mostly because of the HDTGM podcast. Honestly, I had fun. It’s completely batshit, and if I gave a damn about the He-man mythos (I don’t), I could see where I’d be pissed off. But it was a hell of a ride.

She’s resigned her appointment.

I do fairly well in those arguments because, despite everything, I still root for the team (I hate myself). I just refuse to call them Redskins or Skins.

what’s the deal with bros and anise? Jager always tastes like Nyquil to me.