Lost my mother to pancreatic cancer last November. I already posted about my least favorite exchange with regards to condolences, but I’d like to talk about the strangest:

But did he get his chicken?

Everyone laughed when Chuck Johnson said he’d join the MMA...

it's alright. Stuff happens.

I’ve twice made the mistake of speaking to my mom’s evangelical best friend since her death last year of cancer. Both times, she’s given me the explanation that these things “happen for a reason.”

As a former resident of Myrtle Beach, this is really fucking depressing.

My wife is a beautician (and man bun enthusiast) and when I read the headline to her, she immediately responded “That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” Like the other commenter, she says it’s much more likely with tight braids, and more commonly seen in African-American women.

As a former resident of Mt. Pleasant, I can most assure you that it does exist. At one point, it had more SUVs per capita than any city in the country. It is a veritable bevy of 50/60-year old hippies turned Republicans.

“Explosive was the only missing element.”

the real takeaway from this comment thread is that white blond ladies are terrible stoners.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

We get it, Donald Trump. You want to fuck your daughter. Enough already.

For the purposes of this comment, I’m choosing to ignore the pernicious subtle racism of Hudson co-opting an Asian name. Instead, can we talk about how shitty his poem is?

*cough cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough cough*

He’d be a great addition to Slytherin.

oy gay

But where does Donald stand on the Moops?

letting the commissioner do a Judge Dredd impression

I just can’t with this team anymore.

Honestly, maybe it’s for the best. I was excited about RG3 way back when, but if he keeps playing the way he has, he’ll be dead or paralyzed in ten years.