Before I realized this was an anti-Sea World ad, I thought the headline was needlessly insulting.

Why’d you put up a cast photo from Nothing But Trouble?

It’s cheap, shockingly easy to drink (probably cuz it’s mostly water), and gets the job done quick. Kind of a marvel, really.

And don’t forget that this is the same company that has been bragging about how regular beer contains “the finest ingredients” and basically calls anyone who drinks craft beer pussies.

George Zimmerman lived in a white suburb, so it might be more useful than you think.

although, I do have to say that I thought they handled Camilla’s death incredibly well. I worked at a geriatric facility, and I’m not used to seeing the indiginity of failing health portrayed accurately.

I lost interest in LaGuerta the second it became obvious they would have her sleep with anyone just to further the soap opera antics. I also felt eternally bad for Angel because he was such a likeable guy, but clearly so shit as a cop. The first nail in the coffin was probably killing off the single most interesting…

Also, if I learned anything from the show it’s that if I want to be a serial killer, Miami is the place to go, because they are 100% incompetent.

I pulled off four seasons happily. Yes, even the third season with the forgettable big bad (The Skinner). I even enjoyed the last half of five. But six was where I stopped watching, and I heard it only got worse, and then he kills his sister, and he boats into a hurricane, and he’s a lumberjack and he’s okay.

Just got out of it, and I can second that emotion. The visuals aren’t quite as stark for the most part, but it’s also less anticlimactic, and less boring.

Welp. This is a thing I’ve now seen. Thanks bunches.

I was hoping they’d have a vid of Teddy Bear tearing into a watermelon, but no such luck, so here he is being adorable with a pumpkin.

It looks like a cinematic where the textures aren’t done loading yet. It’s so fucking unsettling.

I hate the new Joker because he’s not Cesar Romero.

God, the comments on his Facebook page defending the mirror are some of the grossest shit I’ve seen in a while.

singed.

And a non-attending anecdote: due to a standardized test, I missed Radiohead performing in Charlotte. My best friend called me as they started “Reckoner” (my favorite track from their just released In Rainbows) and let me listen to the whole thing.

Probably coming in too late for anyone to notice, but my two favorite moments are about ten years apart.

I haven’t eaten at Subway in the longest time, so I can’t really comment on the taste anymore. But they certainly have some of the saddest employees in the business. Even more so than McDonald’s, I would dare to say.

Exactly. If a man wants to rape a woman in a bathroom, he doesn’t need to pretend to be a woman. He just walks in the fucking bathroom and rapes.