In their defense, I'm pretty sure everyone knew from the beginning that Walt was going to die. It was just an issue of how.

The way conservatives choose their heroes seems tirelessly random. Phil Robertson has become a conservative icon while Cliven Bundy's become a pariah, and they both said pretty much the exact same thing about black people.

It never ceases to amaze me that Breitbart is still a thing.

Aw, come on, Keith! Bill O'Reilly is in the news for lying about reporting from a warzone, and you get yourself in trouble over Penn State? Color me disappointed.

I want my Strawberry centered cookies back.

It would be hard to decide whether to call the police or to deal with the veterinarian yourself.

I guess we're both making assumptions today.

I never called her a liar. But often when someone is in an abusive relationship, that person will shut out the voices of dissent. It's not an intentional thing so much as a coping mechanism to try to convince yourself that the relationship you're in is a positive one.

And I honestly wish she had said something. I wish someone had said something to me!

I have lost the bushy-tailed optimism of a young and fresh server. I've been playing this game for far too long,

I do want to go on record saying I might use flight miles to get SI if I get the sneaker phone.

My guess (before watching...I will, I promise):

"Of course I'm waiting until I get married, mom!"

People hate pineapple on pizza with a vitriol once reserved for Nazi rallies.

I legitimately thought it was Jonbenet Ramsey.

I nominate you.

100% agreed.

I suddenly really want to watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure again.

I've only eaten at TGI Friday's twice in the last ten years. The first time, service was crazy slow. Must have taken an hour for us to get our food. The waitress was good, and apologetic, but we did complain when the manager came around asking "how is everything?" He comped pretty much the entire meal, which made the…

I'm actually not a fan of the "extremely friendly" server. I won't deduct from the tip for it, because I don't want them to be punished for my tastes, but beyond refills, answering what few questions I might have, and making sure the food comes out on a timely basis, I really don't want to interact with anyone other…