I'm as liberal as you please, and very much anti-death penalty. But stories like this...

It's turder.

Oh my god. This woman is twice my age, but her disgust at the "our machines are down" bullshit is something I know all too well. When I worked at the hospital, I got at 11pm. I'm not ready to go to bed yet, so I'd go to McD's to grab a cup of coffee (the hospital's coffee was a crime against humanity). 75% of the…

Glad to see Iggy Pop is keeping busy.

I had someone on Facebook tell me that I couldn't share my opinion on the Mike Brown/Ferguson case if I wasn't presented all the evidence, i.e. if I wasn't on the grand jury.

I was easily the best Melee player at my college. My Falco destroyed the competition.

I worked at an ambulance service with a paramedic who first introduced the idea of putting a chicken filet and hamburger together. He wanted to call it the UdderFeather or something. I've since reproduced it several times, and I'm still not sure whether it's a good idea or not.

at first, I thought that was Voldemort before he got his adult body back.

I don't think any couple should ever invest actual money into a blindfold, if they already have a few ties between them. Easily the only time I ever enjoy hearing "you should put on a tie."

Is the Justice Department prepared to intervene and rescue Grumpy Cat?

While I think it's insane that Foxcatcher gets a directing nod, and not Selma, I'm actually glad Gone Girl didn't get a nomination for screenplay. Aside from what I felt was a completely repugnant narrative, the dialogue in the first act feels entirely different from the dialogue for the rest of the film. I don't know…

I highly recommend Video Girl to anyone who is a fan of supremely fucked up videos.

McDonald's: "We're lovin' ourselves."

Between this and Charlie Hebdo, I'm getting quite bored with people being "provocative" without actually saying anything.

I do think he's getting bumped around. He was supposed to do a show here in Columbia, SC, but we're completely off his tour list, and instead there's one for Florence, which is significantly smaller.

Did anyone else think Angel Heart was kind of garbage? I don't mean offensive, just not very good.

And Russell Crowe should stick to movies where he doesn't sing.