I don't think any couple should ever invest actual money into a blindfold, if they already have a few ties between them. Easily the only time I ever enjoy hearing "you should put on a tie."

Is the Justice Department prepared to intervene and rescue Grumpy Cat?

While I think it's insane that Foxcatcher gets a directing nod, and not Selma, I'm actually glad Gone Girl didn't get a nomination for screenplay. Aside from what I felt was a completely repugnant narrative, the dialogue in the first act feels entirely different from the dialogue for the rest of the film. I don't know…

I highly recommend Video Girl to anyone who is a fan of supremely fucked up videos.

McDonald's: "We're lovin' ourselves."

Between this and Charlie Hebdo, I'm getting quite bored with people being "provocative" without actually saying anything.

I do think he's getting bumped around. He was supposed to do a show here in Columbia, SC, but we're completely off his tour list, and instead there's one for Florence, which is significantly smaller.

Did anyone else think Angel Heart was kind of garbage? I don't mean offensive, just not very good.

And Russell Crowe should stick to movies where he doesn't sing.

I went to Huffington Post to look for it last night. Found it buried under the "Black Voices" category.

But what happens when your parents never give you ANY sex education?

How many people walked out of this movie thinking, "did I just watch an MRA fantasy?"

I don't know that this is an argument worth playing devil's advocate for.

I really wish they wouldn't call Transformers "Trannies #4"

I've always been a real homebody, so in the summers, my parents would try really hard to get me to participate in some kind of extracurricular activity. The summer after my junior year in high school, my mom signed me up for "drama camp." Essentially, the idea was a day camp that was teaching young kids acting…

Are you serious?

In a parallel universe, there's a guy named Nigler who works at a soul food restaurant getting fired for a slur against a Lebanese customer.