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"There are science books that tell children they can choose their gender," she says. Children come home and ask their parents: 'Am I a boy or a girl?'."

I expect this shit out of North Carolina and Tennessee, but the Colorado thing surprises me. Then again, if I had a nickel for every so-called libertarian who suddenly wants the government to make laws when abortion comes up...

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your vagina

Here's a puzzler: who do Texas Republicans hate more: women or minorities?

Basically the reason I clicked this headline.

I don't get what all the buzz is about.

I wasn't bullied for my sexuality, though I'm sure the fact that I was small and skinny allowed my bully to reach his own brilliant conclusions. Regardless, this asshole was always tormenting me. And I remember the day I finally got fed up and threatened him. Guess who had to apologize for their behavior?

Dear, cover the nipples. The neighbors have been complaining!

Just today I was thinking about how ridiculous it is that there are people who legitimately hate our president just because he's black. It is astounding that in the 21st century, there are still people who act like this.

You sound fun.

Well, presumably it's to make it an even worse experience for the pledges. Like, they can't even close their eyes and imagine they're not being sexually assaulted.

Case closed, then!

Pizza for breakfast? The answer may surprise you!

Honestly, if you can eat gluten, and you choose not to, you are a) stupid as shit and b) an insufferable asshole.

Pick 25 different flowers in a minute! #goodhazing

I only brought that up first because they were torturing MORE girls. That doesn't make the second part any less horrifying, especially since it's basically saying "hey, we're about to sexually assault you, but first we had to make sure there was literally zero chance you'd be able to close your eyes and tolerate it."

See, I hear people defend the very obvious problems with the Greek system with "you form deep meaningful friendships for the rest of your life." I'm not sure I would want to form a deep meaningful friendship with people who think casual sexual assault is okay.

A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

The freeze frame of the other guy's reaction at the end is basically my response to everything Ray Lewis is saying.