When I was kid playing Tee Ball, I remember a kid on the other team swung so hard and missed that the bat circled around and hit him in his own nuts.

How the hell do you manage to score an own-goal playing softball?

No Country for Dumb and Dumber.

At this rate, they’re gonna have to concede to the Farrelly brothers.

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

“Are you concerned that a foreign national, Christopher Steele, was paid through Fusion GPS, his Russian sources that weren’t only not verified but debunked, are you concerned that was paid for to manipulate the American people in the lead up to the election?” Hannity asked.

Ladies and gentlemen, when the dust settles and we start to see books and films being created about this time in our history I can think of no better filmarkers to capture the sheer brilliance of the Trump team than the Cohen brothers.

Goddamn.

“hannity sexual harassment suites”

It could be in the video montage that they show before they present him the award. They do have that right? I’m sure Trump thinks they do. They’ll start with the Mexicans are rapists and murders quote, then the Muslim ban, his priceless Frederick Douglas quote, throw in some quotes about him praising Duterte and…

I’d be a very proud papa if she were my daughter ...

Its not about the Nobel Prize, its about beating Obama.

In regards to Matt Gaetz, there’s already one girl who knows what’s up —

I hope the Nobel Committee tells them to fuck off.

They’re asking the Nobel Committee to award the Peace prize to the person whose tweets actually increased international fear of nuclear war?? It’s astounding how delusional these Republicans are.

I’m pretty sure calling third world countries “shitholes” is the exact kind of thing the Nobel Committee looks favorably on when nominating someone the Peace Prize

It’s not nice to compare mentally disabled people to Sean Hannity.

Stanley Haikubrick over here.

I hope that haircut comes back to smother him in his sleep.