I don’t think my family will care as long as I continue to bring home the bacon. It’ll be just an agreed-upon thing that I’ll accept their clones as the real-deal as long as they accept mine...

People who claim this movie ruined Star Wars but didn’t make the same claim of Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones are full of shit.  At the end of the day, this is somewhere between the 3rd and 8th best Star Wars movie depending on your taste. It has some amazing moments and some subpar - just like every Star Wars…

When I heard this term, I always pictured ol’ Jim Bob sitting in his trailer, watching professional wrestling and thinking it was real, believing that minorities get all the “welfare”, and thinking “I’m gonna get mine someday” while continuing to vote for people because he thinks they look manly enough and he likes…

It’s like most of Washington has become polluted with corruption. Like some sort of dirty marsh. We really need someone to drain the place, and make America awesome. Again.

I hope you laminate your funnies, or they won’t last very long.

He was looking pretty handsome in that Electric Sheep episode!

Holy shit, movies have women’s breasts in them? I’ve wasted my life...

This is classic furry passive aggressive speciesism (if you’ve ever been around furries, which I have for good and bad - they’re a constant source of amusing drama, but there are hygiene and money issues).

Americans tend to get rejected by the nations of their ancestors. For example, in Ireland there’s a phrase called “Plastic Paddy” which refers to somebody who knows nothing about Irish culture but still refers to themselves as Irish just because their great-great-great-whatever was Irish. In Ireland, Irishness isn’t…

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

Yeah but that’s why you squeeze the cloves out of the paper once everything is cooked.

“I wonder why when it comes to MY particular story, MY particular abuser, there are those who continue to drag their heels. “

I don’t see why that’s hard to believe. It’s definitely weird, but I’ve seen weirder. I don’t like to pass judgement on a relationship between two adults.

Everybody’s disgusting. Bob’s a scumbag. That said, if he’s interested in preserving the company, this is his only move. Scorched earth on Harvey. This sounds transparent, but imagine what it’d sound like if he came out saying “If these allegations are true...very troubling. We’re investigating.” That sounds way…

Oh man, are we going to find out something scandalous about Mickey Rourke next? I’ve been feeling like rewatching 30 Rock, and now I think if I do it, I should pay closer attention to those celebrity jokes. “Jamie Lee Curtis has two butts” might not mean anything, but who knows...

And then each one is attended by a constellation of dedicated blogs and podcasts and vaguely frightening subreddits where shut-ins advance bizarre theories about minor plot points.

>because of those fans, the show is becoming easy to hate

If all these cops are as continually afraid for their lives as they claim, they should get some sort of non-cop job.

Peter Watts, "The Things."

Whoa, "intelligent" scores four times higher for whites than blacks!