I swear, if you watch videos of interviews with him from the late ‘90's/early 2000's, he is a hell of a lot more cogent. He’s still an immense moron, but he could speak in a coherent series of sentences.

“Viewers are asked to be on the lookout for this man, who eloped from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue late last night in terribly cold weather. Authorities are not certain how he escaped, but he was wearing only a horrible toupee, boxer shorts, and penny loafers with black socks. If you spot him......nah, fuck ‘im, let him…

I think that’s honestly what terrifies me the most. You look at videos of interviews with him in the 80's and 90's - while he was still repulsive, he was coherent. His many moral failings aside (or maybe on top of them?), something is wrong in that brain.

Donald Trump’s behavior, in some respects, reminds me of my 88 year old father’s dementia. So yeah, I am right there with you.

Correct. I can’t wait until we start getting calls from the police to come pick him up downtown. Oh, and bring a change of clothes. He only had boxers and sandals on when they found him.

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

I don’t think children should be punished for the sins of their parents, but they also damn well shouldn’t profit from them. And no one is going to convince me that she’d have this fancy schmancy business if her father hadn’t been a murderous tyrant.

I am very sick of hearing about the vacuous and stupid children of wealthy criminals and despots.

But, “They ain’t from round these parts.” So therefore they MUST be here illegally.

Jesus, no! I’m pretty sure Hannity isn’t actually human anyway, just some kind of noxious gas wrapped in human skin.

OK, so the Fox News crowd can never talk about the “death to America!” cries from extremists, right? They’re just being hyperbolic!

Why does Tucker have a problem with public defecation? He shits all over television every night.

I know Tucker married his high school sweetheart but...

It was honestly eye opening to me to see just how many people openly wanted actual organized state violence against ethnicities they don’t trust.

1. Tears.

“It didn’t go through my head, because a job can come and go, but a life is only one time. The only thing running through my head is that person in the car could pass away and I could help him,” he said.